Blowjob Etiquette:
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn, it is not standard to cum on someone’s face.
3. No, I DON’T have to swallow. It doesn’t always particularly taste good, and I don’t care about the protein content.
4. My ears are NOT handles.
5. Don’t push on the top of my head. Having deep throat, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
6. I don’t care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
7. Having my period doesn’t mean “hummer week”, I feel like shit so no, I don’t feel obligated to blow you just because YOU can’t have sex right now.
8. “Blue Balls” might have worked on high school girls - if you’re that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone.
9. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don’t tell me I’ve just “wrecked it” for you.
10. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
11. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
12. Just because “it’s awake” when you get up does not mean I have to “kiss it good morning”.
^ amen sista.
Glad i dont really enjoy them then, ;)
This, but bitch needs to swallow. That’s just impolite.
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buka-bukake asked: Y SO SERIOUS!!??!
Good question, one that can never be answered :(
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